Jimmy Kimmel trolls the boardwalk finding out if size matters. He brought along a giant erection to help make the point.
Does Size Matter? - video powered by Metacafe
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Man Show on Dick Size
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Tongueing Some Beer
There are heterosexuals and homosexuals, and not apparently, there are beersexuals:
Tongue Cleaning - video powered by Metacafe
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Cars are for Sex
Yeah, everyone know cars are for sex. Duh! But I bet you didn't think it was going to be this kind of sex...
Ladybugs - video powered by Metacafe
Monday, September 25, 2006
The Lawnmower
The lengths that men will go to for sex... Why put in all this effort when you can just look at porn online?
Lawnmower - video powered by Metacafe
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Phone Prank
"Yes, I'd like to order one serving of breasts please. Delivery would be fine. Thanks!"
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Sex and Soda
This is the most original commercial that I have ever seen.
I've never before seen a commercial that followed this script:
Use more of [INSERT PRODUCT NAME HERE] and get more [INSERT FOOTAGE OF SEXY WOMEN].
Who Drank More - video powered by Metacafe
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
The Breasts are so Confusing
Halle Berry was on a British talk show with Hugh Jackman, promoting X-Men 3, and in the middle of a question, the interviewer got so distracted he couldn't even remember the topic of the conversation.
Her Breasts Confused Him - video powered by Metacafe
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Sexy Crabs
I feel like if I use the words "sex" and "crabs" in the same post I'm just going to get all these crazy google hits of people looking for information on sexually transmitted diseases. Well, at least they will have a funny video to watch white they are here.
Crabs Are Smart - video powered by Metacafe
Monday, August 28, 2006
Naked Shower Phone Woman
Don't you just love these titles where I just string together a series of nouns that vaguely descibe the video? I sure do! Anywho, this is one of those products that has nothing to do with sex, but the commercial folks decided that they would sell more if they had a naked woman wandering around. [And it's foreign, so it's more graphic than you would get in the old US of A]
Voice Mail Ad - video powered by Metacafe
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Shadow Puppet Sex
You probably remember back when you were a kid making little figures with your hands that kinda maybe looked like a hawk or a rabbit. Well, we're adults now, and the topic is sex, and this person does a very good job enacting various sexual poses with his hands. Check it out:
Monday, August 21, 2006
The Throes of Txtacy
The title explains it all. Granted the title is a little bit of gibberish, but it's about sex and cell phones and some more sex.
Sunday, August 20, 2006
A Happy Birthday Vibrator Sex Surprise
Some people say movies are unrealistic, but who can't relate to an experience like this? The clip isn't an english, but don't worry, you don't need to understand what anyone is saying to follow along. I hope you're not on a blog like this while at work, but it might as well be said, this clip is totally NSFW:
Friday, August 18, 2006
A Crack Whore on Blind Date
I've never actually seen the show Blind Date, but if every episode is this good, I'm going to have to start watching. Here, a cracker ass white boy goes on a date with Propecia, a crack whore.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Bathroom Sex
Since my primary source for material is YouTube I can't show people having hardcore sex. But I can show the little animated toilet icons having hardcore sex. And apparently when humans aren't around, that's what the little male and remale bathroom icons do. Behold, as they were caught on video for the first time:
Monday, August 14, 2006
A Boy and His Condom
Sometimes a young lad would do anything to get a little jimmyhat to seal the deal with. As in this example:
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Auto-Erotica
The title for this post might be the best pun I have ever written. Watch the video to learn what I'm talking about: